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‘Twas the night before the Calculus II final exam…

…and I am making up asinine memory devices for necessary, yet off the beaten path integrals. Such as:

Up a hill, a cot and a crescent get negatively carsick.

Now, I will remember forever that the integral of cotangent and cosecant is negative cosecant. We can move on now.  

Wired this one tonight. Star of David much?
I wired this mother up. It’ll give you a sunburn.

Dr. Jacuzzi

I just saw Geneva Jacuzzi at Secret Project Robot. First, the show was delayed because Geneva was stuck in the bathroom and she couldn’t find her rubber gloves. Next, she set up a giant shark mouth and tried to destroy it with a hacksaw. She cut herself and bled everywhere. Let us drown in the ark of zombies.

Diesel made with Euro-diesel.

Interference of the day
Reality can be patched